Enter....Colleen

*Colleen enters holding scroll* the young girl of 17 (well, actually she will be 18 in 9 days *cough*I expect gifts*cough*) who owns this Livejournal. Nerdy, artistic, and...um some other stuff too.

Colleen: *clears throat and unravels scroll* The following excerpts have been officially cut from the Archbishop Hannan High School Production of Pippin:

Charles: Sometimes I wonder if the fornicating I'm getting, is worth the fornicating I'm getting!

Charles: ...bullshit...

Pippin:...bullshit...

With You-Part II (for those of you who have already seen the show, this is the part when all the girls come out and do a risque dance, much to the pleasure of Pippin)

Sexually Symbolic Dance number-followed by-
Pippin: I'm sorry

Catherine: I'm sorry

Pippin: No, no. It was my fault.

Catherine: It was my fault. It's been a long time for me...

Pippin: No, no...I just forgot...oh...
(pause)
You know, I think...

Catherine: Yes...?

Pippin: It'll be better...

Catherine: Next time?

Pippin: Next time

Again followed by former dance number again.

Other excerpts which may possibly be cut:
Berthe: ...Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up. (We are currently begging for this to be left in)

Right Track *crosses fingers and mumbles under breath* Please don't cut, please don't cut, please don't cut...

Thank you. That is all *rolls scroll up*

So yes, that is the current low down on Pippin. I kind of wish some of those things hadn't been taken out, but hey *shrugs* what can ya do? I'm still hoping this will be a good show. You know, go out with a bang.

And so I must say adieu, 'til morrow. I'm planning some Top Ten lists. Some you won't get unless you live in/around St. Bernard Parish, but they'll still be good.
*salutes*