You know you're a ditz when...

Jay(Guy who play Buffalo Bill): When me and my dad went to the UN in New York, we were really making fun of everything. Like, there was this thing about how so many people die form small arms.
Me:You mean, like, arms that are actually short...?
Jay: No I mean small weapons...
Bridget: I was wondering the same thing!
*Me and Bridget die laughing*
Wow, that was a sad point for my intelligence...