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Jun. 9th, 2006 09:16 amThis is an actual letter that appeared in the Dear Abby section of the paper:
Dear Abby: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family is gay. (He is 15). I have been thinking about it lately and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think?
I think the funniest thing about the letter is that she considers circumcision to be the best "cure" for it.
I want someone to knock me out for a few days. Seriously. I can't take the pain of whatever the hell is going on with my face.
Oh, and just a general note: Being able to play guitar, while nice, does not make a person any more able to sing the part of Sweeney Todd than not being able to play guitar. Typing in all caps and using more than the necessary amount of exclaimation points isn't going to make it true.
Dear Abby: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family is gay. (He is 15). I have been thinking about it lately and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think?
I think the funniest thing about the letter is that she considers circumcision to be the best "cure" for it.
I want someone to knock me out for a few days. Seriously. I can't take the pain of whatever the hell is going on with my face.
Oh, and just a general note: Being able to play guitar, while nice, does not make a person any more able to sing the part of Sweeney Todd than not being able to play guitar. Typing in all caps and using more than the necessary amount of exclaimation points isn't going to make it true.
