Reality Shows and Gay Rights

So Tegan and I ended up watching the latest season of The Bachelor last night, this time taking place in Rome. I though to myself "Fuck, I wouldn't mind an all expense paid (or even just some expense paid) trip to Rome. I don't even care about meeting the Italian Prince (who I'm sure I'll have so much in common with anyway).

Therefore, I think I should apply to be in the next season of The Bachelor. In addition to the lovely vacation, I'm sure that if I played my cards right, I could make it to at least the top seven. I could play the Diva Card, but I don't see it working for me. I'd just end up as the "ugly girl with confidence" type. I could also try the Psycho Card, which I could see working much better for me. All I need to do is convince the producers that I am slightly unstable and that in choosing me, they would possibly be putting the other contestants in harm's way (and that's great television!)

So I think I should make up some bogus background too. A good sob story could work as well. I don't want to go the Katrina route, though, because it's been too long for it to really matter anymore. I need something like "my father is dying and it's his dream to walk me down the aisle of my wedding."

Yep. I'm so gonna apply for next season...right after I apply to be on Next...

Oh, and I nabbed this from quite a few people:

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

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