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God. Cleaning men's bathrooms? Not high on my list of things to do.

So at work I was doing Cafe (cleaning bathrooms, re-stocking things, mopping, etc.) I was in the men's bathroom, when a guy came in. I left (cause I didn't want him to stand there having to go to the bathroom). He comes out moments later, sees me, and says "Oh wait." He goes back in and I hear the toilt flush. "How nice," I thought.

Just as I was finished up (standing in the stall) the door opens. I was about to say "Oh, I'll get out, sir." But before I can I hear him peeing and I freeze (inside the stall, so I couldn't see him). I figured I'd let him finish up, leave, and then he's never have to know I was there. He finishes, washes his hands and is about to leave, when he spots me (or my hand). "I didn't know there was a girl in here!" he said. So then I have to go clean the urinal, just having heard someone piss in it.

Also, just in case people were wondering, here is a list of pastery items at Starbucks that are not as good as they look:

Pink Brownie Dippers
Espresso Brownies
Cheese Twists

Some girl on the IMDb Newsies board has decided it's a good place to post her fanfiction. I don't mean a link to her fanfiction, but her actual fic piece by piece. And it sucks. Really.

I just want to say "If I tell you this sucks will you stop posting it?" but I'm too tired to be a bitch tonight.