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To perfectly articulate how I feel about the current temperature, I'll channel Mr. Cole Porter:

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
And play the pup with my baby tonight.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
And play the pup with my baby tonight,
But I ain't up to my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to stop for my baby tonight,
And blow my top with my baby tonight.
I'd like to stop for my baby tonight,
And blow my top with my baby tonight,
But I'd be a flop with baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to fool with my baby tonight,
Break every rule with my baby tonight.
I'd like to fool with my baby tonight,
Break every rule with my baby tonight,
But, pillow, you'll be my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefers to play his favorite sport
When the temperature is low,
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,

Mister Adam
For his madam.
Is not,

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to call on my baby tonight,
And give my all to my baby tonight.
I'd like to call on my baby tonight,
And give my all to my baby tonight.
But I can't play ball with baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to meet with my baby tonight,
Get off my feet, mm, with my baby tonight.
I'd like to meet with my baby tonight,
Get off my feet with my baby tonight.
But no repeat with baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to coo to my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo to my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But, pillow, you'll be my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefer to play his favorite sport
When the temperature is low,
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,

Mister Gob
For his squab.
A marine,
For his queen.
A G.I.
For his cutie-pie
Is not,

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too, too, too, too darn hot.

Man it's hot!

So yeah, that pretty much surmises my feelings. Minus all of the sexual innuendos...which make up 98% of the song...

Seriously, though. It's too hot to sleep.

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( 2007 Tony Nominations! )

My thoughts:

Spring Awakening garnered the most nominations, which is no surprise. I see that taking Best Musical.

I'm so glad Raul was nominated for Company. He's my top choice for Best Leading Actor in a Musical (and Company is my top chocie for Best Revival).

I'm incredibly surprised Kristin Chenoweth didn't recieve a nomination for The Apple Tree!

Legally Blonde? Seriously?

So I went to the doctor today for my allergies and my cough. He prescribed some medicine. I also showed him my cyst. As I thought, I have a pilonidal cyst that I need to have taken care of. He said he can't do it, but he recommended some people who may be able to.

When I was walking home, I was thinking about the $80 (a $50 bill, a $20 bill, and a $10 bill) I had left from my birthday and Easter. I realized that yesterday, when I was cleaning out the drawer the money was in, I didn't remember what I did with it. When I got home I looked for the money and couldn't find it. I realized I may have accidentaly thrown it away. I ran to the front desk and was told to talk to one of the maintenance men. He brought me to the trash area and together we searched for the money. I managed to find the $50 bill and the $10 bill, but not the $20 bill. He told me if he did find it he'd bring it to me.

I was so grateful to him. As far as I know, he didn't even have to let me sift through the garbage for the money. I think I'm going to bake him some cookies or something.