sondheimmcgeek | Let's talk about sex bay-bee!

So today was our annual "Smart Love Day". Basically, it's a day where we learn about safe sex, relationships, etc. It was originally set for Feb 13, but had to be postponed. See, two freshmen had exposed themselves in class, so administration though this year's "Smart Love Day" should be about inappropriate touching. Whatever. Allow me to give you the run down:

First of all, Mark and I were in charge of the skit and we needed a couch for it. We asked Ms. Garland (drama moderator) if we could use the one we had used in The Philidelphia Story. She said we could, as long as we brought it there and back. So this morning we went to her and asked her for the key to the auditorium. She said we had to ask Patrick. We looked for Patrick, couldn't find him and asked Mr. Roy. He said we had to ask Mr. Humphries. He said he couldn't give us the keys. He would have top give them to Ms. Barthe and have her go with us. Well, she was about to go on for morning announcements, so in the meantime Mark and I went to see if, by some chance, the door was unlocked.

It wasn't.

We waited until after announcements, went to get the keys and went to the auditorium. Well, Ms. Barthe didn't know which key to use, so she said just forget about the couch and use chairs. *sigh*

Well, the skit was the very first thing we did:

(Amy and Bean are sitting on a "couch" and I begin)

Me: It was a normal night for Boris and Natasha (Carlo's idea, not mine). But when things started going too far, someone had to step in and set some boundaries.

(Amy and Bean inch closer together. They look to make sure no one is around and then lean in for a kiss)

Carlo: ( pops up from behind couch dressed as a referee, blows a whistle, and throw a yellow flag) Foul! Lip to lip collision. Four foot penalty!

(Amy and Bean move away from each other. Bean, making sure Carlo is no longer there, moves back over and places his arm around Amy, his hand cupped and going for her breast)

Carlo: (in same manner) Offensive breast interference!

(Bean gets depressed and moves to the end of the couch. Amy moves over to him, placing her hand on his thigh)

Carlo: Illegal use of hands!

(Amy moves back to other end)

Bean: (to Amy) What's that in your eye? Oh! It must be a sparkle!

Carlo: Bad line formation!

(Once Carlo leaves, Amy attacks Bean)

Carlo: Unnecessary roughness!

(Bean argues with Carlo and is "thrown out the game". The moral of the story?)

Me: If you play by the rules, you'll win every game.

Ah, good fun!

So then Dr. Burbank came out as a guest speaker.

The woman enters with an umbrella which has little king cake babies, skeletons, and condoms attached to it. She was an awesome speaker.

Most of the rest of the day was discussions. Though when Father Keith (?), another speaker was speaking, well:

*wasp flies in and lands on Kristen's head*

Kristen: *noticing everyone staring at her* what?

Random person: Um...there's a wasp on your head.

Kristen: *screams and swats at ii*

*wasp leaves for a few minutes then returns and lands on Ashley P.'s head. She swats it and it flies over to knight_of_fire 's head. From there, Mark heroically grabs it and smushes it. Go Mark!*

Well, on friday Mr. Hope told me we would be singing "Here I Am Lord". By "we" I thought he meant the Pop Group. He meant me and me alone.

Ok, I have not sung the melody of that song for a while. I always do harmony. Had to work on that quickly. I was told I sounded pretty good though *beams* Mr. Miller (new band director) said I sounded nice and that that was the first time her heard me sing. Actually, I sang the National Anthem for the basketball game against De La Salle, but I just decided to accepted the compliment rather than point that out.

So that was the day in a nutshell. Yay.