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[sondheimmcgeek]

This was a post on the Newsies section of IMBd:

Creator of post: XoBaBiGuR191oX (Ack! The name makes me almost want to vomit)

Title of thread: Poor thing...

Post: *tear!* OMG!! He's like the cool newsies with his buck teeth!! And that line doesn't even count!! It's two words, lol!! Plus people are soo mean to poor Snitch in the fandom's, they turn him queer...with Skittery for god sakes!! I mean no, that's wrong. I claimed him first...*thinks back to 1992, when I was only 2...* idc I still claimed him!!

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[zengarden.livejournal.com]

Adda... wibba...

-bursts into tears-

[schizophrenic0.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Don't cry! That's just one idiot's feelings! I mean, can you really take someone who TyPeS lIkE tHiS seriously?

[zengarden.livejournal.com]

But... but... how can someone hate Snittery? Does the utter cuteness of both Teh Pout and Teh Mood overpower their sense of judgement?

[captainsjournal.livejournal.com]

hey colleen!!! i was bored so i looked in your lj profile cause you were the last one to post something.

12)What is the square root of 567843265784326578432.

ANSWER: 23829462137.957007997072362449805

There ya go.

[misato-kou.livejournal.com]

... I don't have an IMDB account (I'm using my sister's to check this out), so if you're still keeping with this, here's my personal opinions:

A) Um, down. She so did not claim Snitch. To be sensical, for a moment, you can't -claim- fictional characters from a movie. It's delusional. But to back out and go on to crazyland, where I really spend most of my time so it's not a bad thing: 1) If we're going by age, I was 5 in 1992. Sorry! In that zone, I win! Even though going by age is irrelevant, considering how young both of us were... 2) In the past two NML Awards, I've won biggest Snitch fan. Two years in a row, possibly three, we'll see when this year's results come out. I've met Dee, his mom, his sister, AND his brother-in-law. I have his autographs all over my wall. I have an old Bop! magazine that features a Dee interview, old videotapes with him in Kids Incorporated, the Paula Abdul 'Forever Your Girl' video which features Dee, etc. etc. Don't even try and go up against me when it comes to loving Snitch. You can't win.

B) I agree with you: "queer" is not something you'd say in polite company. Otherwise: really! I -created- the Snitch/Skittery pairing; is she insinuating that I hate him and want nothing more than to destroy him or something? 'Cause that's hardly the case. Slash is not "being mean." Slash is an interpretation. There's nothing wrong with it, it doesn't hurt anyone, so why is it "mean?" I don't understand where she's coming from in this case except that she'd rather write herself with Snitch. And, on that note, if she's looking for heterosexual fanfiction featuring Snitch, um, hi! My name is Lute, I write under 'Thumbsucker Snitch' on fanfiction.net, and I write Snitch slash AND het! Ta-da! If she really wanted fanfiction where Snitch was straight, she could've found it by searching my profile. Not to mention Rain, Trigger, or Irish Flare, all of whom are Snitch fans who write Snitch as a heterosexual. It's not THAT hard to find fanfiction where Snitch is straight.

And C), because it's bothering me: they are NOT buckteeth. Buckteeth is where the two front teeth are larger than the rest. Snitch has either an overbite, or he's just toothy. My guess is just toothy; if it was an overbite, Dee would've fixed it by now, but his teeth are still as cute as ever.


... What's really strange is that what I addressed in (C) is what was REALLY bothering me (especially considering she "claimed" him; I've talked to other Snitch fans, and they KNOW the difference between buck teeth and what Snitch has going on; that's just plain common sense). That is SUCH a freaking PEEVE of mine. JEEEEEZ.


... And I'm totally a bitch. Excuse me. I'm dealing with personal issues and taking out my frustration on her. Feels good though. Ahaha. Bash an idiot when you feel bad! IT SO WORKS.

[schizophrenic0.livejournal.com]

She thinks I'm you...

"Hold up, dude, I have a strong feeling your pen name on ff.net is Thumbsucker Snitch...eh, no wonder you only like slash stories. Ehmagod...*blinks and walks away* "

Yeah...Cause you know there's only one person in the entire world who could enjoy Newsies slash fics.

[misato-kou.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, I find it amusing that she keeps deleting posts where you make her look like an idiot.


I'd be insulted if I didn't think she was stupid. And I really really hate stupid people. So I don't care. Aha. XD