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Oct. 17th, 2005 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sondheimmcgeekDear Target,
Thank you for making your aisles so incredibly small. It makes manuvering those large shopping carts twice the fun. I especially enjoy when I try to cut through an adjacent aisle, only to find, after about five minutes of bumping against the sides and cursing, that it is half an inch too narrow. I love spending another five minutes carefully getting the cart safely back into the aisle so I can find another way to get to the other side. I enjoy having the aisles narrow enough so that, when passing a fellow shopper, we must each push against the shelves and move at the pace of a snail to ensure neither of us runs over the other's foot. Also, thank you for having your employees stick carts in the center of the aisle while stocking shelves, giving me the option of either cheerfully swerving around it or moving it and earning a glare from said employee. Keepup the super work.
Sincerly yours,
Sarcasm
Thank you for making your aisles so incredibly small. It makes manuvering those large shopping carts twice the fun. I especially enjoy when I try to cut through an adjacent aisle, only to find, after about five minutes of bumping against the sides and cursing, that it is half an inch too narrow. I love spending another five minutes carefully getting the cart safely back into the aisle so I can find another way to get to the other side. I enjoy having the aisles narrow enough so that, when passing a fellow shopper, we must each push against the shelves and move at the pace of a snail to ensure neither of us runs over the other's foot. Also, thank you for having your employees stick carts in the center of the aisle while stocking shelves, giving me the option of either cheerfully swerving around it or moving it and earning a glare from said employee. Keepup the super work.
Sincerly yours,
Sarcasm
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Date: 2005-10-18 08:00 pm (UTC)Kevin